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“Oh my fucking god, I was just coming down from an orgasm, like still at the clenching, heavy breathing stage and MY MOTHER WALKS IN WITH MY AUNTY AND MY LITTLE BROTHER FOR NO APPARENT REASON WITHOUT KNOCKING OMFG I just had to go really still and

hold-on-till-march98: This…oh my god this. I’m actually crying. This was just like him. I’m sure he never loved me. Fuck. I seriously can’t stop crying.

adirtylilsecret: beyoncesupremacy: nedahoyin: 90sdefect: If I was dude, I was bussing on demand and wouldn’t have given a single fuck. Look at his face.. He got at LEAST one nut.. He found God If the first gif he like “Oh SHIT, she just grabbed

ididthethings: #he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse she was pretty that tag

touchmywife: want1forher: All she could do was keep moaning, “Ohhhh my fucking god yes, oh my fucking god yesssssss…” over and over again as he fucked the shit out of her slutty wife-pussy… Sometimes I just like to think of my sweet,

pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my

samael: bogleech: badcharacterdesign: the skunks from open season are….something. oh god I instantly knew just by fucking looking at them that these characters were probably personified like “sassy” woc and I was right. god I just cannot believe

drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:oh my god just fuck already garrison, yeesh.also, that’s aragorn right, and not jesus?

etct: etct: callmebliss: etct: etct: Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem? It was honestly something like “fucking

icanreallyuseawish: the-real-ted-cruz: a-quiet-voice: nyc-conservative: It took me a sec to get it and then I was like whispered “ohhh nooo” WHAT AM I MISSING OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT AKCUFJSKCHR IM SOBBING OH MY FUCKING GOD

like when mad cats were talking “oh no naruto is ending” all i felt was jubilation. let that shit end. please god let it end. even the ending is terrible. its just fuck just let it die. please white jesus.

keyserspooke: knifeandlighter: like when mad cats were talking “oh no naruto is ending” all i felt was jubilation. let that shit end. please god let it end. even the ending is terrible. its just fuck just let it die. please white jesus. save

Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that

shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

blackcatula: adventuretitan: blackcatula: oh my god, Matt Burnett closed his tumblr over the excessive criticism he was receiving about Fusion Cuisine! D: fucking NICE JOB EVERYONE VERY unlikely In fact, it’s more probable that he didn’t like

pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my

shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’

witch-breed: shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’ #it’s like Shang going through his

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

etct: etct: callmebliss: etct: etct: Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem? It was honestly something like “fucking

pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

I JUST WATCHED OWARI NO SERAPH EPISODE 10 AND OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING LIKE SO MUCH FILLER COMPARED TO THE MANGA BUT STILL I JUST HOLY FUCK

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

h0odrich: nicklugo: pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation

witch-breed: shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’ #it’s like Shang going through

cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

mybabygirlbubbles: Oh my god! When I got my makeup done like a Bimbo by brain just went blank, my tits grew 3 sizes and my mouth turned into a fuck hole. And all I wanted was for men to value me for my body and looks, not for my silly little brain

kibblesundbitches: ariasphyxia: oh my fucking god i just got really fucking confused because I thought Aaron Paul was Walt and i was like what the actual fuck he can’t be thirty-one he was not 17 in Malcolm in the Middle

turmanology: pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: diasporicblent: gemini-of-color: stop ive been watching this vine nonstop for like 2 days Lakdhdnjsjs oh my fucking god i pressed play thinking it was just the original one and i was not prepaired for what it really was i have

cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,

attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed

princefuyutsuki: i was walking through walmart and my mum pointed to this and went “hey it looks just like you”

Me: oh god no here’s a memory of a thing that happened and was really bad and fucked me up for, like, forever, well shit but I have work to do uh do work or do stress relieving thing hm do I deserve stress relieving thing what do uhhhh work tO i have

cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,

the-absolute-funniest-posts: WE JUST SPENT 15 MINUTES FASTFORWARDING AND REWINDING TRYING TO FIND THAT FUCKING “GOTTA GET MY NAILS DONE” GIRL AND I FOUND HER AND OH GOD THAT WAS LIKE THE MOST INTENSE ROUND OF WHERE’S WALDO OF MY LIFE I’m bringing

cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

bowdowntobeef: viewsfromthe7even:lunarsolareclipse: iluvyalikexo: brandiglanville: FUCK IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD. BRUH I KNEW IT WAS COMING I JUST DIDNT THINK IT WAS LIKE THSI OMG

OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my

prettyboyshyflizzy: youaintgotttaliecraig: I can’t wait till she gets older and thinks back and this moment, realizes what she was holding, and just be like how the fuck did they let me touch that oh my god lol

pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just

modestmgmtofficial: louis: what the fuck did u just say naughty boy: oh my god bro its not even like that lol it wasn’t even about u ok i swear to god it was someone else omg have u been doing squats

cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,

etct: etct: callmebliss: etct: etct: Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem? It was honestly something like “fucking

Like another man’s cock fucking you, honey? “Oh my God YES”….”I was just going to do it this once only for you, honey, but now you’ll have to find new cocks for me at least twice a week”……………”Or

rainbowrites: sub-maureen: masterguitarguy: oh my fucking god im like crying WHAT THE HELL NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A CUTE LITTLE COMIC AND THEN IT TORE OUT MY HEART AND STOMPED ALL OVER IT

keep-my-silence: im-done-just-done: mxcah: su-ic-id-al: s-keletique: I feel like I was punched in my chest just by reading this. It never occurred to me how bad my thoughts were until I saw this. I’m in awe. :( oh god every single fucking day

steph-romes: -asmine: c0mawhite: musicfading: NO FUCKING WAY!!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY, LIKE “WHAT IF THEY MADE A SECOND ONE?!” AND NOW THEY ARE. OH MY GOD MY WISHES DO COME TRUE OH MY GOD, IT EXISTS!! i swear ALL my dreams

cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,

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